Jessica Simpson is a genius.

[CRAPTASTIC AVENGER]

My theory ffor the chicken of the sea thing:
Chicken is a very common Bird that lots of people eat. It walks on land.
Tuna is a very common fish that lots of people eat. It swims in the sea.
They are similar which makes them seem like the very common Chicken
but They are in the Sea.
Thus the name chicken of the sea.....
Its common sense!
and I think too much! YAAY!

[oddler]

That being said, I'm not a fan of land tuna.

[Avarice-ness]

There's a bunch of mentally challanged people that can be considered genius'.

And then there's people who lack the common sense to grasp their own intelligence which basically null's out her being able to ever use any kinds of smarts she ever had.

[Reles]

If she uses such big words, why can't I catch any of these in her song lyrics?

[Mirage]

Is this some sort of bizarre ruse?

[blackmage_nuke]

What Jessica meant to say( she told me this. ) is "If it is tuna, why do they call it chicken of the sea?"
Thats a good question. And she was the only one smart enough to fathom that.

It's a metaphor, any "genius" would know that

That being said, I'm not a fan of land tuna.

XD

[evaile=B.mage]-[/evaile]

[Christmas]

WHICH ONE IN THE PICTURE IS HER?

I THINK SHE IS THE ONE BESIDE THE CHAIR GRINNING.

[Meat Puppet]

I don’t think she is very attractive. I’m not saying that to be wild and different or anything; I really just find her grotesque. What makes it worse is that she thinks—or pretends to think—that she is some Golden Goddess of sexuality. I could go on, but I try not to think about this stuff. It makes me needlessly mad, so I’ll stop there.

As far as her being smarter than she portrays goes: It’s very possible. But it’s also very disingenuous. If she is doing that, then it is probably worse than her actually being of a low intellect. Really, her fans should support the fact that she is stupid.

EDIT: Hey, this thread made me think of HOOTERS a little bit. :sad:

[NGU]

I tell people I'm a genius too, but nobody ever seems to believe me. It's clear I need to become famous before my words are taken as fact. To the studio!

I'll be Camera guy!

[Anaisa]

She's just dumb, she's not pretending. You only have to look at her "acting career" to see she's not a good enough actress to play such a convincing moron.

[Chemical]

You mean she has 180 Illiterate Quails?!

GENIUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[nik0tine]

Can I have her screen name?

If she uses such big words, why can't I catch any of these in her song lyrics?

Because she doesn't write her own songs, silly!

[Avarice-ness]

While searching throughout the internet about her IQ, 6 out of 10 articles on almost every page talk about Anna Nicole Smith making an article to national inquirer asking Jessica Simpson to take an IQ test and prove that she is that inteligent. In another article, her mother is the one who claims (in an article of vanity fair mind you) that Jessica Simpson once scored high enough on her IQ tests to get into Mensa.

As Jessica and Nick prepared for “The Newlyweds” second season, her mother Tina told Vanity Fair that Jessica had once scored 160 on an I.Q. test, making her eligible for the prestigious international high I.Q. Society, Mensa.

Saddly, she's never taken the Mensa testing or an IQ test (maybe a tickle test) that can be proven in any other way than the word, but further down the article someone said something about between the 'blonde' moments, you could see her reading books or throw in random big words and such. There's no actual proof other than her mother telling this to Vainity Fair in 2004. (Mind you, that was a peak in her career)

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7782846/page/2/

[Nominus Experse]

Next you'll be claiming that she can smurfing lift things with her mind.
You may say that such a thing is proposterous, but so are your earlier claims.

[Bunny]

Someone should point out that using big words does not in any way constitute as being intelligent. If nobody else has already done that, anyway.