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    Grin Halle Berry is expecting.

    Halle Berry is pregnant, my sources say.
    Gabriel Aubry is the supposed father.
    Good for them, I like sex too.

    Check out this URL link:
    http://www.dlisted.com/2007/01/03/is...ry-knocked-up/
    Last edited by Kenji Longaway; 01-31-2007 at 03:27 AM. Reason: The link was originally broken. Probably by you know who.

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    Thanks, Borat!


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    Your sources? What ARE your sources?

    i'm giving up,
    on the entire human race....

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    I think you like making rumors... such as Jessica Simpson's IQ is over 180

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    No, I pregged her. I say so, I was there, PRIMARY SOURCES DON'T LIE.

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    1. This goes in the Lounge.

    2. Please start citing sources when you make threads like this. If you don't, I'm just going to start closing them.

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    I think you work for a tabloid.

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    My sources tell me that you're pregnant, Kenji.

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    My sources informed me that Halle Barry is Jessica Simpson in disguise and she will be starring in a Bionic Woman movie where she gets pregnant and gives birth to the genius Bionic Baby.

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    Halle berry is ugly. I have no clue how people find her hot, at all. And who cares if she's pregnant? Thats like carring your neibhor, who you only know by watching her sunbathe naked through your binoculars, is pregnant. Would you care? Yes, because watching her sunbathe is no longer sexy. Unless your into that Kind of thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LunarWeaver View Post
    My sources informed me that Halle Barry is Jessica Simpson in disguise and she will be starring in a Bionic Woman movie where she gets pregnant and gives birth to the genius Bionic Baby.
    that would explain her inablity to act

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    I won't believe any source that uses the term "knocked up" as slang for pregnant right in the url.

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    I won't believe any source that is posted by Keith. Or Chris. I dunno....They're so similar.

    It's a fact nonetheless. On my recent abduction by aliens they informed me (due to my many abductions, I managed to teach myself their language) that they had probed her and she was in fact pregnant. And will also be playing the next Bond.


    EDIT: Hottest kids ever. Well, maybe. Sometimes two hotties do not make a hot. I mean look at Heidi Klum and Seal. Fug babies everywhere. Anywhere, I hope Halle has finally found happiness. Homegirl deserves it after trying to kill herself and dogs by suffocating her ass in a Volvo.

    Translation: Hi, I'm annoying.

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    Oh , stop the presses, someone's pregnant!

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    Some people really do care about this kind of stuff. Mostly the younger chicks who live off of the gossip in People/Teen People magazine and junk.

    Not too much of them on a Final Fantasy site, y'think? I think Kenji is in the wrong place.

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