IN YOUR FACE.

[Kenji Longaway]

I have been contradicted for stating the obvious; That Jessica Simpson is the sweetest, most lovely adorable thing in this universe ever. And that her IQ could rival that of Albert Einstein's.
I'm surprised she has figured out a solution to global warming.
She probably has, and will release it in one of her new albums.

Anyway, if I am wrong about her IQ, then why does this site exist?:
http://extratv.warnerbros.com/dailyn...04/07 07b.html
??
Or how about this one:
http://archive.net/psychology/IQs.html
???
And how about this one:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.73195
??????
( type that into your address bar yourselves, you lazy derelicts, I will be damned if I am going to give you that link after the way you all talked to me. No hard feelings, though. )

Now, I could gloat in this but I won't. It was a simple mistake that anyone envious of Jessica could have made.

By the way, the first show to announce that Jessica had a high IQ was extra.

" Let it be proclaimed, that I, even I, the Lord of Hosts, the King of Kings, declare Jessica to be my most beautiful and clever creation."
-That wasn't in the bible, but it should have been. Its in the Gospel according to Kenji, however.
LLLLLOOOOOOOVVVVE JESSICA. WITH ALL MY HEART.
AND NO ONE COULD SAY ANYTHING TO MAKE ME BELIEVE OTHERWISE.

[Mittopotahis]

All your links are broken.

Hey, mate. We aren't trying to convince you that you shouldn't like Jessica Simpson. Go for it, just some of us don't agree. We haven't seen enough proof to make us believe that she is a genius. You can believe it if you want, I'm not going to stop you, for all I know she could be. But I haven't seen enough evidence to say she is.

[Roto13]

Oh my god, it's Devil Man 2.

[nik0tine]

I was just about to reference Devil Man myself.

[Ryth]

I was just about to reference Devil Man myself.

[Mittopotahis]

Second account, possibly?

EDIT: I know, its called a joke.

[NINJA_Ryu]

Oh my god, it's Devil Man 2.

yay! twice the fun!

[Meat Puppet]

For those of you who say Britney is cute, but she is dumb, know this; Britney has an IQ well over 180. Do you know what that means? That means she is a genius. Any IQ over 180 is considered a genius.

"Is it tuna, or is it chicken?"
Like you didn't ask yourselves that question at one time or another.
What Britney meant to say( she told me this. ) is "If it is tuna, why do they call it chicken of the sea?"
Thats a good question. And she was the only one smart enough to fathom that.
She is smart enough to play dumb, to. Britney knows men love dumb blondes.
If you talked to her in person, or on the web, you would be surprised. I had to look up most of the words she used in a dictionary. Most of them weren't there. She is so smart she can make up her own words.

[Avarice-ness]

I was just about to reference Devil Man myself.

But didn't devil man actually post links that went somewhere?

[nik0tine]

I don't know. I always had too much self respect to click on Devil Mans links.

[NeoCracker]

Anyway, if I am wrong about her IQ, then why does this site exist?:
http://extratv.warnerbros.com/dailyn...04/07 07b.html

Well, that would be because it doesn't my friend.

I even tryed typing it in.

Why did I try? Probably because I'm an idiot.

[Psychotic]

You already made a thread about this.