Your Most Awkward Injury

[Evastio]

What's the most awkward injury you've received?

For me it would have to be the time that my hand hit a microphone and it started bleeding.

[Hambone]

I opened a can of soda with my mouth and cut my tongue.

[Nominus Experse]

I fell whilst rollarblading down a steep hill at a speed rivaling the vehicles - on one side of my ass.

Yes, I did in fact rip my anus, and it was embarassment and injury and shame all at once.

[Kanshisha]

my weird injury is probabley the time i was sleeping at a friends house...i fell asleep and i woke up my arm was bleeding like hell...

[Bunny]

I was riding my bike with a friend and we decided to play chicken. Neither of us turned and I ended up with two bike chains wrapped around my ankle. Not too awkward now that I think about it. I don't think I have ever had one of those.

[Miriel]

Someone once threw a helmet at me and broke my pinky finger. :o

[Madame Adequate]

I cut my hand open on some glass. Needed stitches Couldn't use my hand for like two weeks. Very lucky not to have lasting nerve damage.

[NeoCracker]

I was doing the swordfighting with foam swords, ran around with no weapon and grappled with a little 12 year old and broke my pinky.

I also once was walking, looked behind me, turned right back around and walked nose first into a steel pole.

I was playing catch when I was younger and got hit in the eye with the ball.

I got a Paper cut from the Chrono Cross Stratagy Guide.

And next, all this happened in one day. I was working, forgot to put the gloves on when filtering out the fryers and splashed Grease on my arm. I slipped on one little spot of water, the only small spot on the entire floor, and became the only person in that wendies to ever actually slip and fall. Finally, I took out the boxes. I tripped on the curb stubbing my toe, when I fell my Knee hit the Cement cylindar at the bottom of the giant wendies sign, my face hit the metal pole and it cause me to twist, landing on the arm that wasn't burned in the greese and my other leg. I managed to injure every limb on my body and my head, three out of those five all at once. The cut on my leg from hitting the edge of the cylinder took all that day and the next morning before the bleeding stopped, and now, about a year later, I can still see where I hit that leg.

[Laddy]

I broke my finger by jumping of my parents' home's front porch.

[10-Breaker]

I broke my wrist when I fell on it.

[Shlup]

Once my stepmom closed my hand in my dad's car door. Full-on, right across the palm. I tried to pull it down and was like "Uhmm..." and she freaked out. It was hillarious. Just a Suzuki Samurai though so the door wasn't business enough to hurt me.

[Ichimonji]

Mostly bike related injuries. For example, my bike once got caught on the sleeve of another biker beside me and we both ended up in a huge spill on a busy highway. That wasn't fun.

[Enjolras]

I was just innocently walking past his room when my 110Kg brother walked out and broke my toe by standing on it.
I've also accidentaly sliced deep into the fleshy part between the thumb and forefinger of my hand with a fileting knife.
And I put a big chip in my tooth trying to bite the cap off my beer at a party.
Don't ask how much I had to drink before that.

[Mittopotahis]

Not really an injury, but I had to go to hospital once because of a testicular torsion. 10 bucks for anyone who can figure out what that is.

[Enjolras]

Whatever it is, it sounds like it hurt.