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    Jesus Christ walks into a hotel, he hands the inkeeper three nails, and asks"Could you put me up for the night?"

    This is a joke I heard a while ago.
    I kind of chuckled, and then felt guilty afterwards.
    I told my girlfriend this joke and she scorned me. You know that must have been pretty bad; because she is Jewish.
    Is this an inappropriate joke?

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    I think it's funny. Old, but funny. Appropriate? Who cares.

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    for some people its funny...im Christian but this isn't funny even if i weren't a Christian its not even funny...

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    Why would Jesus try to pay the inn keeper with nails?

    Sorry I couldn't chuckle at that one because I can't figure out why Jesus would give the innkeeper nails for anything other than the sake of the joke.

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    Jesus deliberately gave the innkeeper nails because Jesus is a funny guy (LOL).
    Last edited by Old Manus; 01-04-2007 at 07:27 PM.


    there was a picture here

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    Yes hes a funny guy but he probably dislikes us criticizing him....

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    Knock it off.

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    That joke made me chuckle too, only I don't feel guilty about it. Does that make me a bad person? I doubt it. Truth be told though, tis the first time I've heard it as well.

    Also, your girlfriend being jewish doesn't make her any more sensitive to bad jokes, just don't praise her cooking of pieces of halibut by saying they're good enough for jehova.

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    OMG! :rolleyes2 just coz the joke is about Jesus that doesn't stop Christians to find it good! I specially like nuns jokes! heheh :laughing: sorry!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Avarice-ness View Post
    Why would Jesus try to pay the inn keeper with nails?

    Sorry I couldn't chuckle at that one because I can't figure out why Jesus would give the innkeeper nails for anything other than the sake of the joke. :(
    Logic has no room in jokes or humor. Get rid of it immediately.

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    lmao, I didn't see that coming...I haven't ever heard that joke before...its clever...inappropriate but clever.


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    im not offended im saying the joke sounds crp...no offense anyway..

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    I smirked. I probably wouldn't tell it to any old people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Avarice-ness View Post
    Why would Jesus try to pay the inn keeper with nails?

    Sorry I couldn't chuckle at that one because I can't figure out why Jesus would give the innkeeper nails for anything other than the sake of the joke.
    Logic has no room in jokes or humor. Get rid of it immediately.
    I guess I'll have to try too, but the only other 'jokes' that come to mind that don't make sense via logic are c-huck no-rris jokes.

    Please don't make Jesus the new C-huck No-rris.

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    Quote Originally Posted by -=Squall-Leonhart=- View Post
    Yes hes a funny guy but he probably dislikes us criticizing him....
    Jesus dislikes alot of things.

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