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    I for one was startled by this picture. Not believing it, I searched for said porn. And after many many tireless hours of search, I found it really is true. What are your thoughts on internet porn?

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    I could say, but there are underage people on this forum.
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    hehehehehe well interesting subject ....
    If I turn my back I'm defenceless, and to go blindly seems senseless.

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    Well, its not for me. Basically.
    I don't really think much about it.

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    Avenue Q - The Internet Is For Porn

    KATE :
    Finally, I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself! And I'm going to teach something relevant! Something modern! The Internet!

    The internet is really really great

    TREKKIE MONSTER:
    For porn

    KATE:
    I’ve got a fast connection so i don’t have to wait

    TREKKIE:
    For porn

    KATE:
    What?
    There's always some new site

    TREKKIE:
    For porn

    KATE:
    I browse all day and night

    TREKKIE:
    For porn

    KATE:
    It's like I’m surfing at the speed of light!

    TREKKIE:
    For porn!

    KATE:
    Trekkie!

    TREKKIE:
    The internet is for porn

    KATE:
    Trekkie!

    TREKKIE:
    The internet is for porn

    KATE:
    What are you doing?

    TREKKIE:
    Why you think the net was born?
    Porn, porn, porn.

    KATE:
    Trekkie...

    TREKKIE:
    Oh!
    Hello, Kate Monster!

    KATE:
    You are ruining my song!

    TREKKIE:
    Oh, me sorry. Me no mean to.

    KATE:
    Well, if you wouldn't mind please being quiet for a minute so I can finish?

    TREKKIE:
    Okey dokey

    KATE:
    Good
    I’m glad we have this new technology

    TREKKIE:
    For porn...oops!

    KATE:
    Which gives us untold opportunity

    TREKKIE:
    For porn...oops, sorry!

    KATE:
    Right from you own desktop

    TREKKIE:
    For...

    KATE:
    You can research, browse, and shop

    TREKKIE:
    ...

    KATE:
    Until you’ve had enough and your ready to stop

    TREKKIE:
    FOR PORN!!

    KATE:
    Trekkie!

    TREKKIE:
    The internet is for porn!

    KATE:
    No!

    TREKKIE:
    The internet if for porn!

    KATE:
    Trekkie!!

    TREKKIE:
    Me up all night honking me horn
    to porn, porn, porn!

    KATE:
    That’s gross! You’re a pervert!

    TREKKIE:
    Ah, sticks and stones, Kate Monster.

    KATE:
    No really, you're a pervert. Normal people don’t sit at home and look at porn on the internet.

    TREKKIE:
    Ohhhh?

    KATE:
    What?

    TREKKIE:
    You have no idea! Ready normal people?

    BRIAN:
    Ready

    GARY:
    Ready

    PRINCETON:
    Ready

    TREKKIE:
    Let me hear it!

    TREKKIE AND GUYS:
    The internet is for porn!

    PRINCETON:
    Sorry, Kate...

    TREKKIE AND GUYS:
    The internet is for porn!

    PRINCETON:
    I masturbate!

    TREKKIE:
    All these guys unzip their flies for porn, porn, porn!

    KATE:
    The internet is not for porn!!

    TREKKIE AND GUYS:
    PORN
    PORN...

    KATE:
    HOLD ON A SECOND!
    Now I happen to know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online.

    ROB:
    That’s correct.

    KATE:
    And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com.

    BRIAN:
    Sure!

    KATE:
    And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on eBay.

    GARY:
    Yes I do!

    KATE:
    And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card.

    PRINCETON:
    True

    TREKKIE:
    Oh, but Kate... what you think he do after? Hmm?

    PRINCETON:
    ...Yeah...

    KATE:
    EEEWWWWW!!!

    TREKKIE AND GUYS:
    The internet is for porn!

    KATE:
    GROSS!

    TREKKIE AND GUYS:
    The internet is for porn!

    KATE:
    I HATE PORN!

    TREKKIE AND GUYS:
    Grab your dick and double click for porn, porn, porn!

    KATE:
    I HATE MEN!

    TREKKIE AND GUYS:
    Porn, porn, porn, porn

    KATE:
    I’M LEAVING!

    TREKKIE AND GUYS:
    Porn, porn, porn, porn

    KATE:
    I HATE THE INTERNET!

    TREKKIE:
    The internet is for...

    TREKKIE AND SOME:
    Internet is for...

    TREKKIE AND ALL:
    Internet is for PORN!

    TREKKIE:
    YEAH!

    ---

    With that said, I don't really use the internet for porn, but I recognize that the internet is 75% porn, and I don't really care about porn on the internet at all, as long as it's not child porn. Which unfortunately, there is.


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    I looked at porn when I was a little chump, and was first discovering the wonders of the internet.

    It was a pretty intense fight to stop, actually. If I had the guts to say it, I'd say that porn is almost an addiction, because once you start looking at it, you can't stop. And then you want more and more and more graphic and...ugh.

    But I broke that addiction. Stayed straight and pornless for, like, 4 years. Of course, it comes up occassionally, when you're not looking for it, but that's just one gross aspect of life that reminds me of how sorry I once was and how sad the world still is, and how sadder still that people like the addicted porn whore I once was are probably being created every day.

    It brings a tear to my eye until I come to this happy, clean place where nobody talks about how the deep, dark, slimy corners of the world are actually the major composition of everything that exists.

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    I couldn't find any porn related to Shiny or Ki Ki.

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    As long as the ones involved enjoy it, and as long as nobody gets hurt in any way, I'm all FOR porn!

    ...but of course I only want the ones over 18 years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peter_20 View Post
    ...but of course I only want the ones over 18 years.
    That's not true. Girls can be hot as early as 13-15, kinda depending on your age, and you know it.

    Don't try to make us believe that your hormones are as obedient to the law as your brain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Martyr View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Peter_20 View Post
    ...but of course I only want the ones over 18 years.
    That's not true. Girls can be hot as early as 13-15, kinda depending on your age, and you know it.

    Don't try to make us believe that your hormones are as obedient to the law as your brain.
    I was just saying that I only want girls over 18 years on the Internet.
    In real life, girls can very well be hot at 13 years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rye View Post
    Avenue Q - The Internet Is For Porn

    KATE :
    Finally, I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself! And I'm going to teach something relevant! Something modern! The Internet!

    The internet is really really great

    TREKKIE MONSTER:
    For porn

    KATE:
    I’ve got a fast connection so i don’t have to wait

    TREKKIE:
    For porn

    KATE:
    What?
    There's always some new site

    TREKKIE:
    For porn

    KATE:
    I browse all day and night

    TREKKIE:
    For porn

    KATE:
    It's like I’m surfing at the speed of light!

    TREKKIE:
    For porn!

    KATE:
    Trekkie!

    TREKKIE:
    The internet is for porn

    KATE:
    Trekkie!

    TREKKIE:
    The internet is for porn

    KATE:
    What are you doing?

    TREKKIE:
    Why you think the net was born?
    Porn, porn, porn.

    KATE:
    Trekkie...

    TREKKIE:
    Oh!
    Hello, Kate Monster!

    KATE:
    You are ruining my song!

    TREKKIE:
    Oh, me sorry. Me no mean to.

    KATE:
    Well, if you wouldn't mind please being quiet for a minute so I can finish?

    TREKKIE:
    Okey dokey

    KATE:
    Good
    I’m glad we have this new technology

    TREKKIE:
    For porn...oops!

    KATE:
    Which gives us untold opportunity

    TREKKIE:
    For porn...oops, sorry!

    KATE:
    Right from you own desktop

    TREKKIE:
    For...

    KATE:
    You can research, browse, and shop

    TREKKIE:
    ...

    KATE:
    Until you’ve had enough and your ready to stop

    TREKKIE:
    FOR PORN!!

    KATE:
    Trekkie!

    TREKKIE:
    The internet is for porn!

    KATE:
    No!

    TREKKIE:
    The internet if for porn!

    KATE:
    Trekkie!!

    TREKKIE:
    Me up all night honking me horn
    to porn, porn, porn!

    KATE:
    That’s gross! You’re a pervert!

    TREKKIE:
    Ah, sticks and stones, Kate Monster.

    KATE:
    No really, you're a pervert. Normal people don’t sit at home and look at porn on the internet.

    TREKKIE:
    Ohhhh?

    KATE:
    What?

    TREKKIE:
    You have no idea! Ready normal people?

    BRIAN:
    Ready

    GARY:
    Ready

    PRINCETON:
    Ready

    TREKKIE:
    Let me hear it!

    TREKKIE AND GUYS:
    The internet is for porn!

    PRINCETON:
    Sorry, Kate...

    TREKKIE AND GUYS:
    The internet is for porn!

    PRINCETON:
    I masturbate!

    TREKKIE:
    All these guys unzip their flies for porn, porn, porn!

    KATE:
    The internet is not for porn!!

    TREKKIE AND GUYS:
    PORN
    PORN...

    KATE:
    HOLD ON A SECOND!
    Now I happen to know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online.

    ROB:
    That’s correct.

    KATE:
    And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com.

    BRIAN:
    Sure!

    KATE:
    And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on eBay.

    GARY:
    Yes I do!

    KATE:
    And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card.

    PRINCETON:
    True

    TREKKIE:
    Oh, but Kate... what you think he do after? Hmm?

    PRINCETON:
    ...Yeah...

    KATE:
    EEEWWWWW!!!

    TREKKIE AND GUYS:
    The internet is for porn!

    KATE:
    GROSS!

    TREKKIE AND GUYS:
    The internet is for porn!

    KATE:
    I HATE PORN!

    TREKKIE AND GUYS:
    Grab your dick and double click for porn, porn, porn!

    KATE:
    I HATE MEN!

    TREKKIE AND GUYS:
    Porn, porn, porn, porn

    KATE:
    I’M LEAVING!

    TREKKIE AND GUYS:
    Porn, porn, porn, porn

    KATE:
    I HATE THE INTERNET!

    TREKKIE:
    The internet is for...

    TREKKIE AND SOME:
    Internet is for...

    TREKKIE AND ALL:
    Internet is for PORN!

    TREKKIE:
    YEAH!

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    Win

    As for me, I have looked in on a few porn sites and it did very little for me, I believe sex to be participant sport not spectator sport. I would be lying through my teeth as would most people if they claimed that Porn internet based or not has no affect on them, everyone to an extent is vicarious in that sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rye View Post
    With that said, I don't really use the internet for porn, but I recognize that the internet is 75% porn, and I don't really care about porn on the internet at all, as long as it's not child porn. Which unfortunately, there is.
    Actually, last time I heard, it was closer to 2%.

    Porn is fun

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    Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Rye View Post
    With that said, I don't really use the internet for porn, but I recognize that the internet is 75% porn, and I don't really care about porn on the internet at all, as long as it's not child porn. Which unfortunately, there is.
    Actually, last time I heard, it was closer to 2%.

    Porn is fun
    Is the internet a huxing VOID then? D:


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    Rule 34: If it exists, there's porn of it.

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    Me and my flatmates enjoy it but not for the same reasons as everyone else. We find it more amusing then erotic and take the mick out of it.

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