FF Bloopers!

[~Storm Ninja~]

janitor?

[No.78]

*Yuna sends at Mushroom Rock*

Auron: Sin is Jecht.
Tidus: YOU'RE LYING, YOU'RE LYING!!!
Auron: Didn't you feel him?
Tidus: I guess... Hey, Yuna's getting pretty carried away with that dancing there.
Auron: He i- What? Oh. Umm... Yuna
Yuna: LALALAALALA
*she moves close to Auron*
Auron: GTFO
Tidus: LOL
*Auron is sent*
Tidus: Auron?
Yuna: No, Yuna
Tidus: Where's Auron?
Director: CUT, Wtf Yuna, what did I tell you earlier?!
Yuna: Uhh, be careful when swinging the staff not to hit Lulu in the head?
Director: Oh smurf this...

[Fynn]

KHII - Before final battle with Xemnas:

Xemnas: If light and darkness are eternal, we nothings must be the same!
Riku: True. Light and darkness are eternal. Nothing probably lasts forever, too... But guess what Xemnas...
Sora:... *looking sick*
Riku:... Um... *whispers* Sora, your line!
Sora: BUUUUUUUUURRRRP!
Director: Cut!

[~Storm Ninja~]

(pre-final battle cinematic, KHII)

If light and darkness are eternal, then surely us nothings must be the same... Eter- OOF!

(storm ninja [human, not moogle] hurdles thriugh the air, crashes into Xemnas, who bowls over into sora and Riku)

Storm Ninja: How did I get here?

Xemnas: Well thanks for screwing us up...
(Cracks knuckles)
(sora and riku pull out keyblades)

Storm Ninja: Hah! With my mastery of all things wind, you guys are hardly a challenge.

(Xaldin floats down)

Xaldin: So YOU'RE the master of wind HUH?
Storm Ninja: Well uh... you see...
(Sephiroth glides down and the Advent Trio warps next to him.)
Sephiroth: You didn't forget about us?
Loz: Yeah, meanie.
Kadaj: You will pay...
Yazoo: Bitch. [in an extremely gay voice]

(everyone looks at Yazoo)

Yazoo: Well he is...

(Everyone turns to Storm Ninja and pulls out a weapon)

Storm Ninja: (Gulp)

I can insult myself in the third person because I'm cool like that.

the Storm Ninja character belongs to me. Here's a pic:

[Sidderz]

*FIRST Opening Scene of FFX - Group are gathered around fire.*

Tidus: .........this may be our last chance.
BANG
*Tidus falls off of hill* xD

[jammi567]

(At the beginning of the last battle in final fantasy viii)

Ultimecia: I shall die by your hands and give my powers... *reads on in script*.......what the smurf! this is too smurfing confusing! i'm leaving!

Director: Ummmmm......okay....
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(final fantasy vii bike scene at the beginning of disk one)

*Cloud smashes out of the window, flips on his bike, smashes his head on the road and dies instantly*

Director: Okay.....

[No.78]

Sabin: Some call me, the bear.
Edgar: lol
Director: cut
Sabin: That was in the script
Director: smurf
Writer: *giggle*

[KazexLisa]

The First Time you meet Amarant in FIX

Amarant:... some call me the Flaming Retard
Zidane: What the smurf did you just say?

[~Storm Ninja~]

I am beggining to hate the word "smurfing" more than usual.

[KazexLisa]

ya well I don't want to get in trouble on my first day....

Kaze: (In the middle of summoning) The bubbling and boiling blood Heat Crimson!!

(Accidently lets go...it breaks)

Kaze:............................................................................................... ....................crap

Ai: Nice one Mister