FFVII: Advent Children

*bike scene*

(Kadaj, Yazoo and Loz begin to catch up)

(Cloud looks left and right and sees them)

Kadaj: Wait up, brother!

Yazoo: Oh this will be FUN! But all this black clashes with my hair...

Loz: I like corn...

(they prepare for some weird formation attack)

Kadaj: PREPARE

Yazoo: FOR

Loz: POWNAGE!!!

(cloud brakes, the trio stops several feet past and gets off.)

Cloud: Your mom.

Kadaj:.......
Loz:.......
Yazoo:.......

(All start crying)

Cameraman: weren't you supposed to yell cut like, 5 minutes ago?
Director: sometimes you just have to watch people screw up to feel better about yourself...

(I don't remember the real dailogue worth a crap, but I did my best to make it relate even remotely to the plot... something i wish i saw more of in threads like this.)