FF VIII - The opening fight scene

*Seifer is standing there, awaiting Squall*
Seifer: Um, guys, wheres squall? Our match is suppose to begin.
*Que squalls body falling from above*
Seifer: WHoly ! WHat the hell happened to squall?!"
*Que Cloud landing and laughing maniacly*
Cloud: You all though he could beat me, didn't you! But I showed you all ! Mwahahaha!
Seifer: It looks like you stabbed him in the back.
*Cloud proceeds to surprise Seifer by stabbing him through the chest*
Cloud: Don't you ever suggest that I came at him from behind.

*Cut to flashback of Cloud Vs. Squall*

*Squall is seeing looking in a mirror*
Squall: "Oh Cruel world, why did you take Rinoa from me!! Maybe that's to dramatic, lets try," *Notices someone cloud in the Mirror* "Oh he cloud, just practicing for the" *Squall is stabbed from behind, "Oh god you stabbed me! The world really does hate me," *Begins crying like a little bitch, and gets stabed a few more times before dying*

*End Flash Back*

Director: Now we need a new squall. What do you propose we do cloud?
Cloud: Call in that Mr. Norris fellow whose first name is Chuck. He's an overrated pussy to.
Director: Brilliant! Call in Raoul Duke.
Caster: Right, I'll get right on Getting Raoul Duke sir.
Director: Who the hell is Raoul Duke. I wanted Raoul Duke.
Caster: Wait, you don't even know who Raoul Duke is, but you still want him?
Director: OF Course I know who Raoul Duke is, and I don't want him! I want Raoul Duke!! Your worthless! Your fired.

*Two days and much confusion later*

Mr. Norris whos first name is Chuck: I'm here for the Part.
Director: Ah good, your finally here Raoul Duke.
*Mr. Norris who's first name is Chuck proceeds to kill director for not saying his name right.*

*Two Day's later Mr. T becomes the new Director*
Mr. T: Raoul Duke, you got the part. Now start Acting.
*Mr. Chuck who's first name is Norris Proceeds to round house kick Mr. T, who then folds his arms and Shakes his head.
Mr. T: I pity the fool who round house kicks me.
*After the pitying took place, Mr. Norris Whose first name is Chuck Shut the hell up and did his job*