(pre-final battle cinematic, KHII)

If light and darkness are eternal, then surely us nothings must be the same... Eter- OOF!

(storm ninja [human, not moogle] hurdles thriugh the air, crashes into Xemnas, who bowls over into sora and Riku)

Storm Ninja: How did I get here?

Xemnas: Well thanks for screwing us up...
(Cracks knuckles)
(sora and riku pull out keyblades)

Storm Ninja: Hah! With my mastery of all things wind, you guys are hardly a challenge.

(Xaldin floats down)

Xaldin: So YOU'RE the master of wind HUH?
Storm Ninja: Well uh... you see...
(Sephiroth glides down and the Advent Trio warps next to him.)
Sephiroth: You didn't forget about us?
Loz: Yeah, meanie.
Kadaj: You will pay...
Yazoo: Bitch. [in an extremely gay voice]

(everyone looks at Yazoo)

Yazoo: Well he is...

(Everyone turns to Storm Ninja and pulls out a weapon)

Storm Ninja: (Gulp)

I can insult myself in the third person because I'm cool like that.

the Storm Ninja character belongs to me. Here's a pic: