Jokes
Well this thread is for sharing jokes around... i got 2:
1:
There was this drunk guy and his non-alcoholic friends came to visit...
The drunk guy lived in a small apartment and had a large gong on beside the window....anyway the non-alcoholic guys asked what it was...the drunk guy said it was his talking clock...the non-alcaholic guys just laughed and started not to beleive him...Then the drunk guy says watch it will talk and tell the time! so he grabs a gong stick and smashes it onto the gong...10 Seconds later a voice came from another room and said: "Hey you bloody Bastard its 10 past three in the morning!!!"
2:
There was this guy in heaven and the gate keeper to heaven said:so whats a good deed you have done? and the guy that just recently Died said
well there were these bike riders with black leather harrasing this girl...so i went to the leader and said to stop it... he ignored me so i ripped off his nose ring and threw a punch....Then the gate keeper says: golly thats amazing!! When did this happen?
The guy just died says : "Oh this happened just 5 minutes ago...."
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