He'd have to collect it himself.

(SPOILER)Actually, I'd go for the chicken-sh--. That makes for the best raw fertilizer, but it is the absolute most fowl smelling stuff in the world.

(SPOILER)Pun intended. You can tell by the spelling error, obviously. But seriously, yo, chicken crap is the WORST! Worse than dog, human.

(SPOILER)GAH! Except cat! Cat piss and cat crap is DEFINITELY the WORST!