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    Every election democracies world wide are contributing to our global paper waste.

    The people of North Korea, Iran and China were horrified to learn that paper - a precious commodity in Asia - was whimsically used to elect the next demagogue of yet another self-consumed democratic state.

    Clearly, something needs to be done. Kim Yong said. The west has already cut down its trees and is now eager to initiate a Riccardian trade model upon us. North Korea has many forests.

    The Trade model worked successfully with Japan in 1853, and since, Japan's dendrophytes have declined.

    The UK, America and Australia refer to places of trees in purely commercial terms: loggeries, agricultural forests, National parks ... the latter merely extols the role of the vigilant democratic governments.

    "It's just ecotourism, plain and simple. Those economies that embrace environmentalism will foster the best practice in tourism ... there are currently 250,000 people in aircraft at the moment ... tourism is big ya' know" said Rai jin, our correspondent on this issue.

    Kin Youn said that Rai jin had been misinterpreted in from the Japanese translation and that they were lying anyway. Trees are being chopped down in the perpetual march of democracy. If we do not do something about it, mother nature will. We need a system that intrinsically prohibits humans from doing what ever they wish ... democracy is just that - within a legal frame work. Not to mention the paper used in the mount litigation framework - I heard they [the west] were building them.... That right I was shocked to learn that modern democratic economies were know building mountains of paper [work]



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    I'm not going to read this nonsense anymore. Kid, you gotta learn how to write. Your words and ideas put me to sleep. Where's the... the... Whatever it is that's supposed to make a reader interested in your work.

    As far as your title goes... Fine. Democracy wastes paper. So do I. I burn paper like a madman. I also chop down trees and burn them so I can make way for my gas burning, ozone depleting motorcycles that need paths through the forest.

    (SPOILER)The Rain Forest! I also burn Tucans at the stake, but not after forcing them to eat ground elephant tusk (Which is a lot like cocaine. I try not to be too cruel, you know. Let 'em die happy. The elephants, on the other hand...)

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    I agree, no more elections and we will gather armies and trash it out to see who emerge as the winner.

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    Martyr ... What is black and white and red all over.

    Kid, you gotta learn how to write. Your words and ideas put me to sleep.
    Also I am not a goat.



    P.S. this is a forum ... loosen up on the Ivory Tower rhetoric. Your the reason I threw the odd easter egg in to ignite the classical vigor of 18th century economists.
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    Every breath a human takes contributes to oxygen waste. I hereby propose that every human on Earth stop breathing. Right now.

    LET IT BE DONE.

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    Anyone who worries about the waste in paper from elections really needs to get their priorities straight.

    For the rest of it, I'm with Martyr.

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    Alright, uh...

    Check it out.

    If you want more serious discussion and all, post something in EoEo, then I'll read it and feed you very sophisticated, yet equally faulty argumentative posts.

    But, I mean, Democracy Wastes Paper... It's obviously silly, but it's just too long for me to read it all or even enough of it to make any good cracks on the article. I'm stuck trying to make fun of other things.

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    That's why many places are switching to using computers for elections... PWNED! lol

    Seriously I think you should stop making threads that try and get people angry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goldenboco View Post
    Seriously I think you should stop making threads that try and get people angry.
    Actually, I enjoy them. Just like I enjoy looking at ridiculous WWI/II propaganda.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Aum View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Goldenboco View Post
    Seriously I think you should stop making threads that try and get people angry.
    Actually, I enjoy them. Just like I enjoy looking at ridiculous WWI/II propaganda.
    Don't forget Soviet propaganda... now those are hallorious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goldenboco View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Aum View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Goldenboco View Post
    Seriously I think you should stop making threads that try and get people angry.
    Actually, I enjoy them. Just like I enjoy looking at ridiculous WWI/II propaganda.
    Don't forget Soviet propaganda... now those are hallorious.
    How could I?


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    It is called Hubris.

    We all suffer from it. It makes us feel smart when we call somebody lame or inconsistent. The whole point was to become cynical about what we are; rather than bad mouthing our Islamo-fascist oil suppliers.

    Dr. Aum, CO2 is good for trees maybe the increased CO2 will help shift the equilibrium towards tree growth? I like the way you think.

    P.S. martyr I even put a semi-colon in just for you, and used an au courant political science term ... in italics!

    Now, sarcasm is poor but sometimes warranted, kid.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Besimudo
    Dr. Aum, CO2 is good for trees maybe the increased CO2 will help shift the equilibrium towards tree growth? I like the way you think.
    Aha! At last I have discovered Besimudo's secret identity.



    And by the way, for humans to stop breathing would lead to a decrease in CO2, not an increase.

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    LOL.

    ---Dr. Aum you just ignored Hubris and went for the obvious ... gee We all know that Krebs cycle creates more CO2. ----

    There is method to madness.
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