When i come home drunk i'm usually saying "I love you eric" a bagillion times, over and over again. Then i fall over as i take off my shoes....Hmmm then i get food......And then i fall over climbing up the stairs resulting in having to get MORE food. So then i have eric carry me up the stairs cause he's usually the sober one. Then i fall over while brushing my hair and also when changing. Then i take three bites of food and collapse into bed, sprawling.
I wake up and never know where my bruises come from till eric relates the stories...D: