These are my theories about the eyesonff staff
del murder - actually murdered somebody. whereabouts of eestlinc unknown
Leeza - is on the rag 24/7
rubah - achieves internet popularity by proclaiming she has a boyfriend every other post
Psychotic - tries to be funny continuously on the forums but in reality is an only child of a bastard who still lives at home
loony bob - gets off from posting naked body on eoff
cl_out - brilliant computer wizard who for some reason helps idiots at the help forum
samuarid - see cl_out
flying mullet - can't actually fly
you can post yours if you want