Let's see what Hollywood has instore for us this month.
4th: Krampus [Horror] Guys! Guys! I got a kramp! Guys? I got a kramp! Okay, first and last time I try to step on Sephex's toes.
11th: In the Heart of the Sea [Biography] Starring Freaky Fish Guy.
The Big Short [Biography] [Drama] For some reason I imagine a really bulky midget.
18th: Star Wars: The Force Awakens [Sci-fi] [Fantasy] What's this? Possibly a GOOD Stars Wars movie into the modern age? Dare I to hope? Dare I to dream?
Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip [Comedy] [Family] [Adventure] [Music] No. Just... no.
Sisters [Comedy] STARRING JOHN CENA!
Bajirao Mastani [Drama] I-I can't pronounce that.
Dilwale [Comedy] Or that.
25th: Concussion [Drama] [Sports] I wonder if the movie will give people real concussions?
Daddy's Home [Comedy] Of course he is. He's in the living room watching Star Trek.
Joy [Drama] Oh, Boss got her own movie?
Point Break [Action] [Thriller] We're going to bring them... TO THE BREAKING POINT!
The Hateful Eight [Western] [Drama] Don't hate! Love!
The Revenant [Western] [Thriller] Okay, where are these westerns coming from all of a sudden?
The only movie I want to see is Star Wars. I expected that, but still.
How about you guys?