¿why did the chicken cross the road?

[NeoTifa]

so i was driving home from school this morning, and i almost hit a rooster! these people let their chickens out to run around, and they're always on the side of the road! i went on, and looked out my rear view mirror, and the only thing i could say of was "why did the chicken cross the road? XD holy crap dont cross now!!! watch out for that suv!!!!! *screach*" O.o omg. stupid chicken. oh well, kfc anyone? XD

what do you do when you see animals in the road (dead/alive)? i swerve, and if theyre dead, i die a little inside and go "awwwww poor kitty!"

[Araciel]

Go for 100 points. Venison is worth double what beef is..

[Jess]

Eeesh. I'd hate to squish an animal whilst driving. I'd probably swerve/slow down so that I didn't hit it.

I feel sad if I see dead things in the road.

[Jojee]

I'd probably swerve even though you're not supposed to and end up dying or something

[The Ceej]

Go for 100 points. Venison is worth double what beef is..

If there are three people walking beside each other on the side of the road, and you can take out the middle one, leaving both the inside and the outside people unscathed, that's 100,000 points. Also, if you can hit a bicyclist without hitting his bike (and actually letting his bike roll for a little bit, only falling after it loses enough speed) that's three quarters of a million points. Animals just don't have significant points for me to bother.

[oddler]

I hate animals. I also hate hurting animals.

[Araciel]

Go for 100 points. Venison is worth double what beef is..

If there are three people walking beside each other on the side of the road, and you can take out the middle one, leaving both the inside and the outside people unscathed, that's 100,000 points. Also, if you can hit a bicyclist without hitting his bike (and actually letting his bike roll for a little bit, only falling after it loses enough speed) that's three quarters of a million points. Animals just don't have significant points for me to bother.

Sometimes it's about the meat.

[Lawr]

I'd plow through those mofos.

[Shlup]

I see a ton between my home and my work. I drive around them.

Yesterday there was a huge dog! Probably did some damage to the car that hit it.

[NeoTifa]

awwww some of you guys are sooooo mean!!!! notice how all girls said they would avoid them, but the guys are all for hitting them? XD you evil bastards! ;_; i hate to know that that dead cat at the end of the driveway was someones pet. i could just imagine little 4 year old running to the end of the driveway to get on the bus for preschool, and seeing little fluffy with his brains smeared on the concrete, he screams on the top of his lungs and starts crying "fluffy! fluffy! get up fluffy! waaaahhhhhh fluffy!!!!" ;_; i cry

[Araciel]

Sometimes it's a case of you or them. In all seriousness, I'd rather survive and kill an animal than swerve off the road and into a tree to save a squirrel's life.

[Lawr]

BTW, one time, I almost ran over a squirrel with my bike. And the next day, I saw one in the road with it's body squished so flat, the eyes were sagging out and I could see the eye white and the gooey fillings right behind it. :evilking: Mmmm Lunch.

[Luther X-Rated]

I'd plow through those mofos.

Then I would nuture it back to health

[NeoTifa]

lol nice recovery. XD

[Luther X-Rated]

lol nice recovery. XD

Yeah I take great pride in releasing a nutured animal back into the wild

Some people think it's weird, but it's just my style