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    Grin Why do women wear so much perfume???

    Drives me to walk past them and be FILLED with the demented odour that makes me gag and immediately rain torrents of demented thoughts. I encounter this so often that I have my own brand of flames to retaliate, none of which are appropriate for any board.

    So, acknowledge whether you bathe in perfume, what you think of it, and why women insist on smelling like stank?

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    Why do women wear so much !@#!@#1249021740921074ing perfume???
    To cover up their ungodly farts which come from the depths of hell.

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    I spritz a little on when I'm going out, but I don't BATHE in it. I hate when people do that. It's suffocating. And it's not just girls, some guys are just as clueless.

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    Same reason guys bathe in cologne.
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    I don't wear any perfume unless it's a special occasion/I just came back from running for my life from a stinkbeast and only had time to rinse off.

    And I wear the cheap little girl stuff that never starts to turn, like lots of perfumes do because of their high alcohol content.

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    I don't know but I wish they weren't. Smelling it always makes me nauseous (sp?). It happens when I wear cologne too. It's church's fault too. As a kid at church all the smells would mix together and I would feel nauseous and get a stomach ache. I would prefer them to be smelly.
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    Hmm. I can't stand it when girls (or guys) put loads of the stuf on, as it gives me a MAJOR headache, and it's usually the most horrible smell in the world, too. Like sugary bubblegum magnified by a thousand. *shudder* I do wear perfume, sometimes....when I remember, which is hardly ever. It's very subtle, though, and people don't seem to have a problem with it. Meh. Whatever floats your boat I guess. But the reason people wear it...seducing, purposes....yes....


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    I think guys are MUCH worse with the cologne that girls are with the perfume.

    But, they do it for the same reason as guys; because they smell bad.

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    I have tons of colonge and aftershave I've recieved in the last few years as gifts, because I never wear it. I bathe and wear deodorant...that's all I need.

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    It's mostly old ladies around here that do it. I mean, if you have a perfume that smells nice, a little touch doesn't hurt anybody.

    BUT!! when you can smell the person 9 feet away and for 10 minutes after they've left the entire building, that's just a little too much.

    ps. girl farts are orders of magnitude worse than guy farts. got a room mate, she made the whole apartment smell like girl farts. bad stuff.

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    You guys must know some rancid girls. I've never ONCE known a girl fart to be worse than a guy's. And I have some gassy girlfriends, trust me....

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    Well at my school, none of the guys where cologne (Sp?) and half of them dont even where deo. Most of the guys smell like sigaretts.

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    Because some people think perfume and cologne are acceptable subsitutes for bathing.
    Grab the opportunities life hands you, that's my motto!

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    True.. true..

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