And the LORD said: "Blessed he who give thy EoFF corgis, for on the day of his adulthood the men of EoFF shall offer themselves unto him."
God said it.
Give me a happy birthday wish and stroke my ego!
And the LORD said: "Blessed he who give thy EoFF corgis, for on the day of his adulthood the men of EoFF shall offer themselves unto him."
God said it.
Give me a happy birthday wish and stroke my ego!
I'll stroke another part of you, if you'd like
*offers all the men*
Hail, Laddy!
Signature by rubah. I think.
Bless you all.
Happy Birthday Laddy!
Here is your present:
Congratulations to your parents for having the penis and vagina necessary to bring you into this world, and further congratulations to you for not being dead after eighteen years. In England it is tradition now to get completely smurfed, but as the laws are, you'll have to settle with some lemonade and an invitation list with 3 people - NO BOYS AFTER 12AM, LADDY!
hbd
I forgot completely that you are now legal. Interesting!
Congratulations Laddmeister!