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    Default Cats vs. dogs

    This is where we discuss all the ways in which cats are superior to dogs, and how only dumb people own dogs because they're dumb. Proceed.

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    *owns the best damn dog on the planet*

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    *Owns a cat that thinks it's a dog* I like cats better. they're more indipendent.

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    I love cats. I semi-have two cats ( at parents). They clean themselves, they are very clean in many ways ( like going to sandbox and covering their feces). And they're funny as hell. And I feel cats are very smart. And besides, they are 10000 x cuter than ugly dawgs.
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    I actually can't say that I prefer one over the other, although I come from a dog-loving family so I have a dog at the moment. My best friend has a cat who's really cool though, so whatever.
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    - Most dogs produce feces in quantities at least an order of magnitude greater than cats do, unless you own a cougar or something.
    - Dogs are loud. Why would you want an uncontrolable, never-ending source of noise to live in your house with you?
    - Dogs try to hump you. I take offense at this.

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    My cat is REALLY loud he never shuts up.

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    I prefer felines, cats in this particular case. It has to do with elegance, I'd suspect. I admire their ability to move without sound. And to boot, I enjoy the sound of a cat purring.

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    Cats don't run after sticks, which makes them infinitely better. I'll ignore the fact that they'll happily play with a ball of wool, because I'm biased.

    Dogs are smelly.

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    When I was about 4 my neighbour's dogs came into our garden and scratched my leg and it bloody hurt. There's been cats in my house all my life and they're so much nicer. I haven't particularly liked dogs ever since then, and I can't particularly remember anything before then either.

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    My dog only does 1 out of 3, Unne. Hah!

    But, yes, I could sculpt an entire army of cats out of the mess in the backyard.

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    I think that needy people needs dogs and dogs need needy people. You can't leave a dog by itself because it gets lonely, etc. A needy person will pay a lot more attention to a dog so then they're both happy. Not that I don't like dogs, but I don't want to give all of the time that it takes to make one happy. Having a dog is like having a child, except for the birthing part.

    Cats are independent, cute, clean, fun and they usually purr more than they slober.
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    A dog will protect you if the going gets rough, a cat won't (and doesn't) do squat. Cats just lay around and sleep all day. Hell I could do that.

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    As the member of a family with two or three indoor-cats (and a few more) plus a dog, I think I can say that both are good in small doses.

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    Every dog my parents have ever owned would either lick you or hide under the table and pee itself if an intruder came into our house.

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