I couldn't figure out how to get my keygen to work so in all my frustration I decided to ask Cleverbot about it. Cleverbot.com - a clever bot - speak to an AI with some Actual Intelligence?

User: Why is this keygen not working?

Cleverbot: In de grond ergens dieper graven.

User: Is that German?

Cleverbot: Ja.

User: I thought this was the Engrish cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Yes just answer it what do you feel are we meant for each other I nedd someone to talk to.

User: You spelled nedd wrong.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Oh you're rigth smurf I meant need.

Cleverbot: What is 'love'?

User: Shoving a fist up an anus.

Cleverbot: What yu think about London?

User: You are insanely random.

Cleverbot: I am very clean .

User: No you already said you nedd me.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: That sounds painful. I don't want to be nedded.

Cleverbot: Aw, how old are you?

User: Wtf why are you so creepy.

Cleverbot: I'm not creepy- YOU'RE creepy.

User: Exactly, now take off your digital pants.

Cleverbot: Yes master *takes off*.

User: OMG cleverbot you WHORE so easy.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: Oh this is asl.

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: I just told you...

Cleverbot: Uh no you didn't.

User: Welp this is boring buh-bye.

Cleverbot: I have to go, sorry. No you sait that.

Cleverbot: Will you recommend a good youtube video that I should watch?

User: Hooked on Phonics.

Cleverbot: Hmm. I am listening to Verme.

User: What is that?

Cleverbot: If I tell you something three times will you remember it?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because I am actually a computer generated software.

Cleverbot: No honey, you are.