I know there has been a lot of rumours going around so I thought I'd post the official story. I know what this place can be like for gossip-mongering.

Parker and I are officially an item.

No longer will I reach over only to feel cold bed sheets on my disappointed hand. I will be kept warm by his slightly tubby belly, he will stroke my hair as I lay my head in the pre-pubescent stubble under his chin. You are my world, Parker.

Love you! X x x