Give This Game Alternate Endings!

[Forsaken Lover]

So my playing of Chrono Trigger and Chrono Cross of late has inspired this.

FF games could really do with an alternate ending, serious or funny. It is your job in this thread to come up with ideas for such.

My idea for a serious ending:
Seifer joins the party and leads the attack on Ultimecia's Castle and helps in taking her down to redeem himself for his actions throughout the game.

You get this ending by basically being an asshole to Rinoa all game. Choose all the wrong dialogue options.