Who would you be at EoFF High?

I always imagine that Shorty, Shiny, Locky and Jinx are the most popular girls in school (not the bratty/snotty kind, I promise) and that the rest of us plebeians are just gazing at them from afar, wishing we were that cool.

Loony BoB is the dorky teachers' pet and Psychotic is (obviously) the class clown.

Calliope would be that major ultra smart kid who no one else is as smart as. Probably skipped a couple of grades.

Meanwhile Huxley and I would be with those weird kids in the corner playing Dungeons and Dragons while everyone avoids us.

Edit: The Man and Raistlin are the kids who are obsessed with debate club and bring it into every other class.