1. Get involved in an online relationship with someone from EoFF. Nope.
2. Leave forever and come back within three months (generally two weeks). I think I did that after I joined...
3. Have a phone call from Loony BoB. Not unless he pranked me...
4. Have a postcard from the Postcard Bandits. Who? (Nope)
5. Join in the EoFF Triathlon. Tried, but my comp crashed, deleting my lovely creativity.
6. Fail to submit at least one of your entries for the EoFF Triathlon. Yes. See the one before this.
7. Get nominated for a category in the Ciddies. I wasn't around then...
8. Get licked in the #eoff chatroom. Yep.
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in. Yep.
10. Have The Man / Aaron tell you to join Fool’s Gold. Not Directly, I'll join once I have a custom rank though. (Look out for me...)
11. Post in a thread saying how fast the thread is going to get closed and be sure to post as many times as possible before it does. Nope.
12. Have Aika insist upon helping you with your relationship problems. What relationship?? LOL
13. Have Spuuky insist on telling you that you’re wrong. Yep.
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads. Yep.
15. Be given a cookie by some random member. Not that I can remember
16. Be sexually assaulted by another member in an attempt to manipulate you into doing something. Nope.
17. Have yourself be enforced by Del Murder :x_x: Nope.
18. Be huggled by Evenstar* Nope.
19. Post your picture in a photo thread. Yep.
20. Get quoted in the quotes thread. Nope.
21. Get all reminiscent about the ‘good old days’. Depend on what you mean by that...
22. Join at least one of the spinoff boards, from either: Fool’s Gold, FFI, ASC, Aiyon, Rawk!, Village Mist, Team Mystica (ha). Not yet...
23. Get your name on the EoFF Map. I think so... *shrugs*
24. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war. Nope.
25. Submit something into one or more of the Writer’s, Poetry or Art forums. Yep, sadly.
26. Make it to the quarterfinals of a ScreenName competition. Nope.
27. Be hit on by someone of the same gender. Yep.
28. Get involved with a prom thread AND a gender swap thread. Nope.
29. Have an admin abuse their powers and make you look dumb (or cool, in Spuuky’s case). Yep.
30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections. Yep. Gaotsecs Rawk.
31. Consider (or actually go ahead with) starting your own party in the EoFF General Elections. Nope.
32. Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley. Yep.
33. See Bleys’ Crotch. I looked away...
34. Hear Kishi sing. Nope.
35. Either… a) Make a thread asking what the attack button does or b) Post in the said thread explaining what it does, and noting in some way that the thread will/should be closed. Yes, the latter.
36. Get told in some way by Raistlin or BOU that he’s been around so much longer than you. No.
37. Either… a) Miss Sean or b) Wonder who the hell this Sean guy is. I figured it out...
38. Get a LiveJournal. Soon.
39. Make a really awful typo and have everyone mock you for it, and type in the fashion that you’re ashamed / embarrassed, but secretly feel proud of your lovely ‘achievement’. Nope.
40. Be the only member online, or get really close to it and hope like hell that the other person will leave before someone else comes. Nope.
41. Try to figure out your post count. Yep.
42. Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF. Nope.
43. Have a thread from EoFF saved to your hard drive. Nope.
44. Have the song ‘Good Riddance’ by Greenday on your playlist. Nope.
45. Post in threads you have no interest in because there's no one else posting and you already have the last post in every other thread. Sometimes.
46. View another member’s webcam, or some video of them. Nope.
47. Have a thing for Scottie (regardless of your gender). Nope.
48. View the main site for EoFF and feel proud about it. Yeah.
49. Have some kind of trouble with attachments. Yep.
50. Go through various stages of withdrawal when the forums are down. Yep. I was scared I was banned once, seriously.
51. Get confused by either one, two or all of Wyllius, Calliope and Nait. Yup, Wyll.
52. Inquire about getting into the EoFF map / album. No, but I thought about it.
53. Improve your grammar. Yeah.
54. Make some kind of remark about the elitists / elitism. Yep, mostly sarcasm.
55. Suggest a food / newbie / birthday / tech / coming-and-going forum. Nope.
56. Look at a thread purely because Kishi just posted in it. Nope.
57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread. Yep.
58. When more of a newbie, see one of these threads and talk about it with your fellow newbies and not dare to post in it (I still don’t get it, Rydia…). I don't either...
59. Get involved in an ORPG (not necessarily for long, or more than one post even) within EoFF. Nope.
60. Play EoFF: Sick Irony What?
61. Get involved in a voice chat with more than one other person. Nope. What's Voice Chat?
62. See a birthday thread and think it’s a waste of space. Nope.
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it. Not yet.
64. Explain how you chose your screenname in three separate threads. Just one.
65. See threads on all of the following body parts: Hair, eyes, toenails. Nope.
66. Play a game in the arcade. Yep.
67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday. Yep. Sadly, not many.
68. Try to logout but not be able to because it won’t work. Nope.
69. Drag either a friend from offline or another online area into EoFF. Nope.
70. See a forum you never realised even existed. Yes. That happened today. Odd, no.
71. Browse through the General Archive. Yep.
72. Spend your online time checking out the ‘Who’s Online’ page. Nope.
73. Stalk someone. Nope.
74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them. No. Just annoyed.
75. Post a thread that’s actually already been done and is still active, but you didn’t know because the thread title was incredibly misleading. Nope.
76. Get disappointed at a member being banned. Yep. Parosxym. I liked that dude.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned. Yep. (I hope he knows who he is...although he isn't here at all anymore)
78. Be insulted by Kishi. Nope.
79. Be corrected by Kishi. Yep.
80. Use ed’s technicolour nightmare theme. Nope.
81. Suffer from an epileptic fit (probably due to ed’s technicolour nightmare theme). See above.
82. Send Loony BoB some of your hair. Nope.
83. Max out your PM folders. Nope. Don't get many PMs.
84. Stop playing Final Fantasy because EoFF takes up all your time. Yep. Actually more than FF, sadly.
85. Have someone PM you regarding your signature. Just to make one. I'll be up again after the elections are over.
86. Get into a debate with Pureghetto/geekz-computer/LH/Spuuky. Nope. Not into making myself look higher than someone else.
87. Change your screenname, just to have people all but force you to change it back. I'll never change mine.
88. Meet someone from EoFF offline. Nope.
89. Have at least 50% of your offline conversations inspired by or to do with EoFF. No, but I think its made me more mature. Seriously.
90. Been to an online EoFF ‘marriage’. Um, What's that?