Hello ladies, look at me. Now look at your man. Now back to me. Now back to your man. Now back to me. Don't you wish your man was me? He could be me, but sadly he isn't. Now look down, now look back up. Where are we? We're on a boat with the man your man could be like. Look down. Look back at me, what do I have? I have tickets to that special Distant Worlds concert you want to see featuring music from the famed composer Nobuo Uematsu that you love and adore. Look again, the tickets disappeared and turned into a cuddly snurble. Anything is possible.
I'm on a chocobo.