If you have a cat. If not, just pretend you do.
She is looking at me. WP_20150916_09_35_21_Pro.jpg
She is sat on the arm of the sofa in the front room.
laying in the ground since I buried him a couple weeks ago
Being worse than a dog.
Snuggling with me in bed after having some breakfast.
Sleeping nearby so he can save up the energy to go to bed in about an hour. As for my parents three cats, I have no idea where they are but one is being grumpy, one is being lazy and the other aims to misbehave.
If I had a kitteh, it would probably be eating lasagna.
"Oh it's 4am TIME TO PLAY TIME TO PLAY!"
^ what our cats actually believe
The cat is busy being dead. It died about 12 years ago. It was an asshole.