Answer, then post one for the next person!
Quina [FFIX]/Gogo [FFVI]/That dude with the drum on his gut [FFX-2]
Kill Tifa
Smurf Yuna
Marry Rinoa
ღმერთის შვილი შეეხო და მითხრა, რომ ანგელოზთა ფეხები მომეხია.
Don't tempt me.Quina would be a definite smurf, with that tongue it will probably have great moves. Marry drumbelly, he has a career and can provide for us. Sorry Gogo.
Hippaul, That guy who follows you around the Desert Prison in FFVII saying "Ha ha ha" and Red XIII.
Marry Hippaul. His family runs a successful business, so I could gold dig. Also he owns some sweet ass Tetra Master cards.
smurf Red XIII. Hojo thinks it's possible, and I do love a red head.
Kill Prison Dude, I don't like creeps. For all I know that's why he's there!
Seymour [FFX], Sephiroth [FFVII], Kuja [FFIX]
The real question is why this is the thing people say instead of "bed, wed, behead"
everything is wrapped in gray
i'm focusing on your image
can you hear me in the void?
I thought this was a modern slang Henry VIII thread, tbh.
Great, my three favourite villains and I have to kill one and be gay for the other two.
You know what, who cares?
Kill - Sephiroth. Why? Because he is the only one of the thread who can bring himself back alive, other than Seymour who is effectively undead. Take that, system!
Smurf - Kuja. He is pretty much a girl anyway.
Take that, system!
Marry - Seymour, I bet I war Yuna's dress better than her.
Take that -
... what the hell just happened.
Queen Brahne, Don Corneo, Aniki (Brother)
Smurf: Don Corneo. Maybe he's experienced?
Marry: Brahne. Then I get her assassinated and assume the throne!
Kill: Brother. He's annoying and creepy.
Beatrix, Leo, Cecil. Knights!!
Kill: Leo
Smurf: Beatrix. The only actual choice of the three that is true.
Marry: Cecil.
Dr. Hojo - Dr. Cidolfus Demen Bunansa - Ardyn Izunia
Marry Hojo
Smurf Bunansa
Kill Izunia
Gilgamesh, Reuben (FFMQ), Edward (FFIV)