Ask what the price is for being made into a vampire.
Invite him in for some tea
Just stand there and stare because he can't come in unless I say so anyway
Ask if he's accepted the Lord as his saviour
Beg to be turned in to a vampire. You've heard they have a good night social life
Poke him with a stick
Kill him with the stake I conveniently had next to the door
Take a picture and post it to social media
Go back to bed
Hug him
Ask what the price is for being made into a vampire.
BufyxFaith was canon.
Also if the vampire is Louis, I invite him in and write a book about him. I also am smart enough to actually LISTEN to what he says. Do you guys remember how Interview ended? The dude listening to Louis' huge smurfed-up story was like "that was...AWESOME!"
Seriously, how smurfing stupid can you get.
Vampire: Good Evening!
: What do you want?
Vampire: I want to come in!
: Did you bring a pizza?
Vampire: No...
: Did you bring your 3DS so we can game?
Vampire: Um... no...
:Then what are you good for?
Vampire: I can make you immortal!
:Will I have to talk to people ever again?
Vampire: Well you may have to go door to door like I am to find a willing victim. Monster Union won't let us attack helpless strangers anymore...
:So you're a Jehovah's Witness now?
Vampire: No! Of course, not! I simply want to drink your blood and send you into an eternal life of darkness and despair!
:And the difference from a Jehovah's Witness is?
Vampire: Hmm... Never thought about that.
Jehovah'sWitness: Sir, may I come in so I can talk to you about the one true lord and savior?
: Did you bring your 3DS so we could game?
JW: No.
Vampire: Well did you at least bring a pizza with you?
JW: Um... No...
*shuts door*
JW: Would you like to hear about the one true gospel?
Vampire: Maybe we can work out a little deal...
True beauty exists in things that last only for a moment.
Current Mood: And it's been a long December and there's reason to believe. Maybe this year will be better than the last. I can't remember all the times I tried to tell myself. To hold on to these moments as they pass...