Hi!

I'm a new member here, so I just thought I'd take a few moments of your time to introduce myself. Don't let my screen name fool you, because I am not at all nice, I am very nasty indeed. Please don't bother sending me a PM, because I will not like you for it. If you wish to become my friend then I'm afraid that you can't, unless you can give me one very good reason as to why I should be friends with you. Otherwise, don't even think about talking to me because I'll hate you for it.

Anyway, other than that, I'm sure I'll have a very pleasant stay here. Goodbye.