Make Cait Sith a dog

Recolor Tifa's hair blonde

Replace Sephiroth's Masamune w/ a salami

Change Barret's artificial arm to an Iron Man arm

Replace Vincent's weapon with a paddleball

Change Yuffie's job class from Thief/Ninja to Bard/Dancer

Change the theme song to David Bowie's Changes

Change Red XIII's name to Maroon V

Replace Rufus Shinra w/ Rufus Wainwright

Replace Cloud as the main protagonist w/ Squall