What childhood mysteries drove you crazy back when you were a wee lad?
What childhood mysteries drove you crazy back when you were a wee lad?
I feel like I should see a short black and white clip of a steam locomotive right about now.
i still don't know what dr. claw looks like
NEXT TIME, GADGET!
The adults in Charlie Brown.
Dr. Claw is a fine example.
Did they ever show Cobra Commander?
Cobra Commander has no face. "I have no face."---Dumb Donald, Fat Albert 2oo4
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
I've always wanted to know the names of Calvin's parents, damn you Bill Watterson.
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Childhood mysteries, eh?
HOW DOES THE HOUR HAND ON THE CLOCK MOVE WHEN I NEVER SEE IT MOVE
WHERE DID GHOSTWRITER COME FROM
WHY DOES THAT GUY ALWAYS MISS THE POLKAROO
IS THERE ACTUALLY A MONSTER IN THE TOILET??
I had a clock that actually ticked so the minute hand was easy to watch, but the goddamn hour hand...
What are are the names of Mr. and Mrs. Turner!?
I never understand why Freiza refuse to wear pants.
I've seen the hour hand on a clock move, it's just very subtle. Granted, this was on a clock where the hour hand was limited to some number of discrete positions (probably 720) rather than being continuously in motion.
I remember watching movies on VHS and they'd have some noise at the beginning that kind of sounded like a phone being dialed. I thought this was the VCR calling the actors in the movie and telling them to come perform the movie while standing behind my TV.
I never understood why there was one only girl Smurf around.