They are all default because I'm boring and cheap
Ringtone: CTU ringtone from '24'
Text: Whatever the default is called
Alarm: Sonny and Sher - I Got You Babe
Vibrate/silent 😜
Text is "!" from Metal Gear, ringtone is the codec.
Ringtone: Game of Thrones theme
Text messages: this sound byte from Dota 2's Invoker.
Alarm: Either JENOVA (original FFVII version) or the chorus of Jiyuu no Tsubasa
Facebook/miscellaneous: the FFVII cursor selection confirmation... sound thing.
Alarm: Little Busters anime opening song
Haven't had a ringtone or notification sound for a long time now. Silence with vibrations is wonderful. But for the record, the last ringtone I had was Fairy Battle from FF IX.
Text: the default Nokia chime
Ringtone: Skyrim theme, sans the quiet intro
Special ringtone: 'Hello Hello' by Bic Runga whenever my wife calls
Alarm: Fiji theme from Tekken Tag Tournament 2
Ring: looking for something new tomorrow, I change it every month.
Text/notifications: ps1 boot up sound(makes me happy), used to use the MMPR power watch sound
Alarm:J-E-N-O-V-A, narwhales, and taking the hobbits to isengard.
The last two alarms are for days I need to use alarm droid. JENOVA is very loud so it helps there.