Originally Posted by
Levian
Originally Posted by
ToriJ
Gotta love a game that reminds you you're dead after you just died. I'm looking at you Resident Evil, and you Dark Souls, I know I'm dead mother smurfer! I just smurfing saw it happen on the screen!
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Yeah, they really like to rub it in sometimes, huh.
That's ingenious. That's the best game over screen I ever saw. For real! I'm actually being dead serious. Dead smurfing serious. That's brilliant, right? "You and your friends are dead. Game over." That's priceless. Like, I can't believe it! Isn't that a mean thing to say to kids? Nobody ever
dies in Nintendo, they're either "defeated" or they turn into an item and like float away. But here comes a game like Friday the 13th that just cuts the bulltrout, shows some balls, comes flat out and says "You're smurfing dead. And your friends, too." Beautiful. And what happens if there's a sequel? It would have to say something even worse. I - I got it. I got a good idea what it should say. It should say:
You're Dead.
Your Friends Are Dead.
Your Family's Dead.
Your Smurfing Pets Are Being Skinned Alive.
Your Mom's A Smurfing Whore.
You Suck At Life.
The Whole World Hates You.
You're Going To Hell.
Live With It.
Game Over.