Who do you think are the worst comedians?
I hate Carlos Mencia and Larry the Cable Guy.
Third on Larry the Cable Guy. I've never bothered to listen to any of Carlos Mencia's stuff, so I withhold that decision.
For as much as I used to like him, Dane Cook is really starting to grate on my nerves.
All of the above comedians use the same jokes over and over again.
Those of whom have already been mentioned.
And whoever runs the that Whitest Kids whatever show... That whole show is smurfing ridiculous.
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I agree that Larry The Cable Guy has got to be one of the worst (if not the worst) comedians still performing. And I consider myself a big standup fan. I'll usually watch anyone's standup, but I'd turn his off.
But on a sidenote. I have a written apology from Daniel Tosh. He came here a couple years ago to the college. My brother was enrolled at the time, so we went to the show. I think he thought he bombed, because when I went up to him after the show with my CD and asked him to sign it, he wrote, "CJ, I'm so sorry," before he signed. That's gotta be worth some money. Right? Well, it doesn't matter anyway because I'm not selling.
I despise Carlos Mencia. He's a dumbass. He's not edgy, controversial, or whatever the hell he tries to be. He's just stupid. Shut the hell up, no one is offended by your show. It's not going to be funny just because you think it offends people. Turns out he steals most of his jokes, also. If you ever have the urge to watch Carlos Mencia, forget it let me summarize the episode for you:
"HAY GUYS RETARDS MAKE THIS NOSIE DURUDUR SOME PEOPLE ARE STUPID DURDUDUR U LYK TAHT IT MAH CATCH PHRASE I LIKE SAYING DURDUDDRU" He'll then go on to repeat a bunch of stereotypes. Not make a joke, just repeat a stereotype everyone knows like it's his own observation.
Ricky Gervais' shows such as The Office and Extras were bloody awful in my opinion. However, he is decent at stand-up, so he gets let off... For now.
Also I don't find Graham Norton (would we even call him a comedian?) very funny. Also Roy Chubby Brown sucks. He thinks he's Bernard Manning, God rest him...
Catherine Tate is also NOT FUNNY! Also, if you ever come across a show called Tittybangbang, that also sucks.
"I work in one of those humble call centres... Apparently, what we're doing at the moment is 'sprinkling our magic along the way'. It's a call centre, not Hogwarts." ~ Caroline Garlick, Ayrshire, BBC News Magazine
"I work in one of those humble call centres... Apparently, what we're doing at the moment is 'sprinkling our magic along the way'. It's a call centre, not Hogwarts." ~ Caroline Garlick, Ayrshire, BBC News Magazine
all those comedians that host VH1's best week ever suck
All the Blue Collar comedy guys are.
Larry: It's a bunch of fart jokes with "GIT-R-DONE", "LORD I APOLOGIZE", and "I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE, THAT'S FUNNY". No it's not.
Jeff and Bill: Tell people that men and women are different, and that things change when you get married. Throw in some You know you're a redneck/Here's your sign jokes.
Ron: Just a ty comedian.