OMFG EoFF National Bicycle Race

[Dynast-Kid]

I don't know how to ride bicycles...I prefer running.

[Cloudstrife4003]

I ride my bike in the snow and fall down...It's fun and cold...Especially when u rip your shirt and pants to where u can see you undees and chest...HEH...My six pack chest,muahhhh!!! I'm the best guy in the world!!

[Dignified Pauper]

this reminds me of a song by Queen.

[Madonna]

Someone stole my bicycle during the last few weeks of Spring Fall semester this last year. So I want to ride my bicycle, but I can't. :(

[Psychotic]

Considering that EoFF is not a nation, I'd like to see how it can have a national bicycle race.

Now, let me just stop you there. I know what's going to happen next.

- Someone who wasn't around for Eizon will point Eizon out to me. The deluded new member has been reading the archives religiously, and has developed the insane notion that Eizon was a good thing.
- Proto will then devise a Tour de Eizon, with a detailed and boring route plotted on his special little map.
- Not finished, Proto will then make a thread, inviting people to "ride" in the Tour de Eizon, but having not actually thought this through, Proto's idea bombs.
- He then flips out and blames the staff, the newbies and Raistlin, before eventually calling himself a retard, and mopes around for a few days, before starting his next project, "EoFF Domino Tournament".
- Psychotic decides that he hates EoFF.

[Markus. D]

my bike was stolen.

and then I saw someone else riding it

I could tell it was mine because they forgot to buff out my name that was carved into it xD

then I was like... meh, let them have there bike.

[kikimm]

I refuse to ride my bike until I am old enough to get away with not riding a helmet. And then, I will refuse to ride my bike without a helmet because IT'S NOT SAFE. Riding a bike scares me anyways.

[-N-]

My bike broke down two years ago. :\ I enjoy walking though.

[starseeker]

I just spent a week on a cycling holiday in Austria. I don't want to do any bike riding for a while.

[Druman]

i just got a new Harley... try and top that bike

[Psydekick]

Youre talking about Pedal Bikes not Motorbikes?

I have one that is supsension, i only use it if i need to go somewhere to far to walk

[Old Manus]

This big black guy with a moustache stole it. I chased him down the road in my pink jumpsuit.

[tan]

I would ride my bike, but it's so hot outside that the bike's tires would melt on the pavement.

[Fonzie]

[oddler]

I lost mine and then it got stolen =(

Wait. How did you know it was stolen if it was lost?

I want to ride so badly right now. I need a bike...