Can you taste the humiliation? Mmmm, yummy!

[Jojee]

Apple pies are so yummy to eat ^_^

Pumpkin is yummy too but not quite comparable.

I'm hungry now.

[Dreddz]

It dosent matter, just get them real hot...

[farplaner]

Pumpkin. Less effort wasted for a pie to be used in the face. You racist.

Bipper keeps calling me a racist. That must mean I am the walrus, I am the egg man goo goo, ga joob.

[Jowy]

Apple lattice clearly wins this contest.

[Mr. Graves]

Pumpkin. No contest.

[Reles]

Apple duh.

[Raven Nox]

Apple is better for throwing at people's faces and for eating. Pumpkin just doesn't compare.

[YunaGirl05]

Pie is always the best answer but apples are great too!

[Faris]

Whichever has larger chunks.

[Rengori]

I would rather just throw a whole pumpkin at someone's face, but since I can't I'd just throw an apple pie fresh out of the oven at someone's face.

[farplaner]

I would rather just throw a whole pumpkin at someone's face, but since I can't I'd just throw an apple pie fresh out of the oven at someone's face.

I don't know, a piping-hot pie might be every bit as bad as a whole pumpkin...you sadist

[McLovin']

American Pie.

[Decessus]

If your going to throw a pie, at least have the decency to fill it with lead.

[Resha]

One day some FOOL named Jack (O? Jack O? Jacko? Wacko Jacko?) decided to scare me with pumpkins. However, dear Isaac was always very attracted to apples (some say even sexually ), so my mother broke her toe and blamed it on me.