Hmmm... party. A big one. With an open bar, good music, funky lighting, all my buds, blah, blah, blah.
/No boring wakes, cause they are depressing. No incredibley long church services and speeches, those are boring.
It has to be FUN!
Hmmm... party. A big one. With an open bar, good music, funky lighting, all my buds, blah, blah, blah.
/No boring wakes, cause they are depressing. No incredibley long church services and speeches, those are boring.
It has to be FUN!
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I would have it so that only my family and closest friends were there. If they could, they'd rent a rad funeral home with a skylight and they'd put up sunflowers in vases everywhere, as well as yellow roses. They'd have my favourite music playing like Keane, Pinback, Coldplay, mellow alternative songs that aren't sad but okay for a funeral. And my favourite snacks would be set up to eat as well. I'd want my mom, brother and boyfriend, and whoever I become super close with in the future to tell funny experiences they had with me, nothing sad!
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDOriginally Posted by I Am Stoner
You are a great man, you do mary jane proud.I am going to give everyone FREE DRUGS at MY funeral! ^____^ Do my little bit for the world!!!
Although im trying to give up, so i'll give everyone chicken pie instead.
I'm just going to lie around the whole time.
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Okay, my casket will be closed so they can't see my body. When they all sit down my body will fly out and start to dance to party boy music. My limbs conected too wires so they can move me like a puppet. Oh yeah did i tell yeah about the fireworks?
every (hot girl) celebrity in the world there mourning me.
If you die before me, I ain't going to your funeral unless I get a veggie pie ( I'm a vegetarian)You are a great man, you do mary jane proud.I am going to give everyone FREE DRUGS at MY funeral! ^____^ Do my little bit for the world!!!
Although im trying to give up, so i'll give everyone chicken pie instead.
I wasnt to be cremated, and have a funeral like my Nan's with happy music (we had a stricktly no black clothes, no hyms rule) and my children will talk for the whole thing. (Yes that was honestly exactly what happened at my Nan's funeral, they were her last requests)
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I want them to toss me into the woods so that i can decay and become part of nature (of course, they need some signs to keep the Boy Scouts away).
I want my corpse to be impaled on a polearm and displayed in the middle of town square with a sign reading "LET THIS BE A WARNING TO ALL".
OK, but a warning against what: dying?
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Chris: "That would explain all the gravity."
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