Quote Originally Posted by lovehurts View Post
I would have gotten closer to tifa...just a couple feet could have done
well enough for me twice naked...

Just playing the twice naked game...didnt mean anything by that, twice naked.


That's right kiddies you need a glue on mustache and a fake ID to play my version of the game.

Meet me out back in the dark ally and Ill slip you a copy for real cheap. just give me all of your years savings money.

Or Just call 1800 starwars now.

Ps: I don't really have a copy of the sort... just in case....
You gotta space out the "twice" and the "naked."

I would know, because I pretty much invented it.

Seriously.



As for being Cloud, I would totally do Aeris, then I would totally do Tifa, then I'd totally kill Aeris after she starts saying "omg I just knew I'd marry the guy I lost my virginity to" and I'd be like "omfg we're not getting married" and Tifa would be like "it's cool I don't wanna get married" and then I'd be like "you're cool let's do it again."

Well, not really. It'd go more like this.

Me: Hey Seph, cool sword. Wanna go to Spira after I help you rape this world?
Sephy: Sure. So you know about Spira, huh?
Me: Yeah. Pretty crazy stuff. Can I take Tifa?
Sephy: Only if I can take Cait Sith.
Me: Why do you want--
Sephy: Don't worry about it...
Me: You have a doll+beastiality fetish, don't you?
Sephy: NO! *looks over at Red XIII*
Red: Wtf are you looking at?
Sephy: Nothing! *stab*
Red: *bleeds* ... *dies*
Me: Haha. Ew.

*After meteor-izing Gaia, we end up in Spira with Cait Sith and Tifa*

Sephy: I kinda feel like screwing up this world too.
Me: Then where would we go?
Sephy: I was kind of supposed to become one with Gaia, so now I gotta become one with Spira.
Me: Can I?
Sephy: No only I can.
Me: Wtf?
Sephy: Dude, you weren't like, chosen.
Me: Well that's a sh*tty cliché.
Sephy: Sorry.
Me: Eh, at least in our era, we don't have to deal with that pansy Tidus.
Sephy: I heard about that. I totally would have killed him.
Me: Me too.
Tifa: I'm still here, you know. When can we go to Besaid?
Cait Sith: Let me roll some dice!
Me: Please let me kill him, Seph.
Sephy: ... But I'm not done with him, yet.
Me: O_o
Tifa: O_o
Cait Sith: O_o ...