"You could run out of air and die,
You could get the bends and die,
You could get attacked by a shark and die.
OR you could stay at home, fall off the couch and die.
Dive St. Croix"
"You could run out of air and die,
You could get the bends and die,
You could get attacked by a shark and die.
OR you could stay at home, fall off the couch and die.
Dive St. Croix"
"I'm no good at empathy. How about some sarcasm?"
I don't have any funny shirts ;___;
The only midly amusing shirt I have would be a Scary Miss Mary one that says "Out of the frying pan and into the fire" and has a picture of a girl with a teddy bears head on a frying pan. ;D
OMG that is awesome. Hah. I was supposed to go diving yesterday yesterday too. Crazy.Originally Posted by rubah
<PaperStar> live fast, die young, bad plefs do it well
It was one of my favorite shirts for a long time. Definitely not something you'd find other people at school wearing xD
If only my shirt was funny.
Yeah. I know. I used to wear Amphibious Outfitter shirts all the time. These are the ones I had. The 'Add Water' and the 'Slay the Dragon' ones are my favorites.
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<PaperStar> live fast, die young, bad plefs do it well
I have a shirt that says
I am trying to see thing from your point of view, but i can't stick my head that far up my ass >.<
and one that says F**k It
Chuck Noblet: Can anyone tell me the tragic irony of the Trojan War? Tina? Tina: Um, that horses are friendly creatures yet a hollow, wooden one was used to destroy Troy? Chuck Noblet: Wrong and no. Anyone else? Chip? Chip: That the mighty warrior Achilles was killed by a small cut to his ankle. Chuck Noblet: Chip is wronger. OK, here it is. The tragic irony of the Trojan War is that though it was fought over Helen, who was young and beautiful, by the time they rescued her ten years later, she was old and ugly. Tina: But wasn't recovering the king's wife reward enough for the Greeks? Chuck Noblet: Tina, an ugly woman is never a reward.
"So when's the wizard getting back to you about that brain?"
"Allow me to introduce my selves."
And my favorite:
"I'm multi-talented. I can talk and annoy you at the same time!"
I got a Coca-Cola shirt for the sole purpose of writing "Pepsi is better" on it. I'd say it's a funny shirt.
I have a shirt that says "DEVO" on it.
I suck.
I have this one:
I have a shirt that says
A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth,
and i made one that says
HELP ! That midget just stole my Crack !
Chuck Noblet: Can anyone tell me the tragic irony of the Trojan War? Tina? Tina: Um, that horses are friendly creatures yet a hollow, wooden one was used to destroy Troy? Chuck Noblet: Wrong and no. Anyone else? Chip? Chip: That the mighty warrior Achilles was killed by a small cut to his ankle. Chuck Noblet: Chip is wronger. OK, here it is. The tragic irony of the Trojan War is that though it was fought over Helen, who was young and beautiful, by the time they rescued her ten years later, she was old and ugly. Tina: But wasn't recovering the king's wife reward enough for the Greeks? Chuck Noblet: Tina, an ugly woman is never a reward.
Giga Guess has an awesome camouflage print one that says "You can't see me!"
Since I saw that, I haven't been able to look at camo anything without laughing! XD
That's not funny. Either one.
I have these boxers that say hang loose. I also have a shirt with a dude holding a newspaper saying "I get it everymorning". You'd people have to be dumb not to get it.
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