1) You need fresh Pooja's egg only lay by the best breed of Pooja found in "Roto's pooja farm".

2) You need veggies. The best veggies can only be found in "KiKimm's scrapyard for everyone who deserve to be scrap."

3) You need a bowl. But it is pretty tedious to find a bowl at times like this. So you should just cut off the head of a random passer by and use its head as a bowl.

PS: The brain found in the head if that bloke got one, make a good addition to the salad too.

4) Mix everything together and you get an EGG SALAD.

IMPT: NEVER CRACK THE SHELL OF THE POOJA'S EGGS WHEN MIXING. I CAN'T GURANTEE WHAT WILL SPAWN OUT OF THE EGG ONCE THE SHELL IS CRACKED.