Oozinator - Greatest Toy Ever

[GooeyToast]

I thought it was completely disgusting; I think I first saw it on "The Soup" or somewhere. How does something like that get through: conception, presentation, development, marketing, and shelving without someone saying "Wait a minute...were not really gonna' go through with this are we??

Uh, that's the whole hilarity of it. That and the incredibly valid commerical with the kid practically rubbing it in, not to mention the "major pumping required" line.

Speaking of the oozinator; you are what you eat, Gooeytoast. burn!

Are you implying that I eat myself? <_<