Windows is unAmerican.

America's tagline for forever has been "lol diversity!" a "cultural melting pot" (how many history students are sick of that tired phrase?) so it should be against US law to have above a certain % of computers on US soil running the same operating system.

the rest of the world can just use linux and wait for us to catch up~

That being said, I want to get a mac laptop for school and do some triadbooting.