I don't have Kingdom Hearts II. Sad, ey?

Anyway, I was fighting Kurt Zisa and I summoned Tinkerbell. Then Zisa started spinning around. I paused it and looked at it thoughtfully.
"Kurt Zisa's doing ballet!"

Another time, I was fighting Sephiroth and he kept on saying, "I'll send you to the promised land!" As I was dying at his mercy, I could only think of one thing.
"Since when was Sephiroth a Christian?"

And by the way, if you don't get my jokes, it's either I have a sense of humour so dry it makes the Sahara Desert look like Thailand in the Monsoon season or you're not a happy person.