My friends have parties every Friday or Saturday. They usually invite me, but I rarely go because I think it diminishes the value of parties when you're just celebrating what day of the week it is. Plus getting hammered that often can't be too good for your health.

I still go to them every now and again to prove to my friends that I am not a hermit. The last one I went to was in like some field up North somewhere. It was so-so. In spite of it being in a field in the middle of nowhere, there still managed to be a guy wearing a lampshade on his head.