View Poll Results: What are your thoughts on babies?

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  • They're cute and I'd love to have one

    21 44.68%
  • Babies make me look ugly in comparison!

    3 6.38%
  • They poop and cry too much

    15 31.91%
  • Meh. They're nothing special

    8 17.02%
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    I don't understand you people.

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    They can be cute and adorable, but a ton of hard work. I could NEVER have more than one. And even one, I'm not sure about having one. Because the idea of pregnancy is ;___;


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    Not even just pregnancy, but childbirth O_O!! OUW!

    Puppies are so much easier to potty train anyway ! Maybe I'll just get like 20 pets and skip the kids...


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    Yeah, I'm not looking forward to pregnancy and childbirth. Not my idea of a good time. But babies! I want!

    Such a conundrum.

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    Babies are awesome. I wish I could have babies, but I have a faulty X chromosome that's actually a Y. So instead I'll have to get someone else to make the babies for me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miriel View Post
    I don't understand you people.
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    I'm looking forward to the babies that my stork is gonna deliver to me.

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    They're loud, annoying, and they smell bad. Then they grow up into people, which also smell bad.

    There's really nothing good about them.
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    I like babies better than I like adults and older children.

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    I don't get it with you all we were all babies once, so do you hate yourselves?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decessus View Post
    They're good with hot sauce.
    Meh. I'm partial to Barbeque.

    Seriously... To quote another Nyara (though, ironically, not the one I took my name from)- "I have no motherly instinct. I do not want motherly instinct. I do not want to see little ones for more than a short time at long intervals."

    I will never have kids. Corrupting my nephew is gonna be a full time job as it is.

    (SPOILER)In case you're wondering, I stole that quote from Winds of Fate, by Mercedes Lackey.

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    They're okay.

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    Babies are financial sinkholes.

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    I'm the lead teacher in the infant room at my work, so I think it's safe to say I love babies. My job is on campus at my college so sometimes even when I'm not working I just stop in to hug a baby. I smell like baby powder right now. Christian had a pretty bad rash so I dumped some on him and I still smell like it.

    Today I was holding Malachi because he was being a koala 'cause he was crankers for nigh nigh, but London wanted some uppies too so I huggled up both the cute little babies and we rocked happily in the rocking chair until it was time to give the big walking boys their cakers. It was a good day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ashley Schovitz' View Post
    I don't get it with you all we were all babies once, so do you hate yourselves?
    If I had known myself as a baby from the aged standpoint that I now hold, I would put my baby self in the blender and walk away.

    I don't like babies. I don't want babies. I don't want to hold or see other peoples' babies.

    Yes, I was once one, but no longer am. Further more, at the point that I was a baby, I wasn't capable of knowing anything else other than my very small world, so I couldn't even fathom or care to hate myself at that point. I would now, though.

    I hate babies.

    I leave the production of more humans and the rearing and caring for such specimens for the more caring than that of myself - for the better, I would think.

    I will say that I do very much enjoy the act of creating babies, however... But I'm not really creating them seeing as they never really begin, so meh...
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