Quote Originally Posted by Mirage View Post
Maybe we should tie a rope to the father's balls, and he mother would pull it each time it hurts. That way, men will get more into it!
That reminds me of an article Dave Barry wrote one time. Specifically this part:

Quote Originally Posted by Dave Barry
My wife thinks the only fair system would be if, every time the woman had a contraction, she got to hit her husband on the body part of her choice with a ball-peen hammer. Of course, she is kidding. But only because her contractions have not yet started.
In case some of you don't know what a ball-peen hammer is, wonder no more!