If you were the Last Man/Woman on Earth...

[The Devil Man]

Last night your beloved Devil Man had a dream...

No...

A nightmare...

...

NO!

A PROPHECY!!!

Yes! Devil Man was given a Hellish Vision of the Future! In this dream he imagined a World where All the Nations of the Earth had torn themselves apart and Lavished Death and Destruction Upon One Another! Cities were in Flames and Fires Burned Furiously for as Far as the Eye could See! Every country had Destroyed Itself and Devil Man was living in a Post-Apocalyptic Wilderness where he was the Sole Survivor of the Human Race!

Yes! That is right! The Fate of Mankind rested Heavily Upon the Shoulders of your friend Devil Man!

And what did Devil Man do to save our wonderful Human Race?

...

He chased chickens

Yes! That is right! Devil Man, the last human on Earth, spent every single day and every single night happily chasing chickens and playing with little chicks that go 'cluck, cluck, cluck!' He had a truly joyous and merry time!

So Devil Man's topic is: If you were the Last Man or Woman on Earth... what would you do?

How would you bear the responsibilites of mankind?

[Breine]

If I was the last man on earth I guess I'd be busy making babies with a lot of women... o_O

[Rainecloud]

I've often thought about this. If I was the last person on earth, I'd go through everyone's houses and raid their belongings. Imagine all the interesting, naughty things I'd find.

[Captain Maxx Power]

Last man on Earth? Eat. Since I assume there'd be no eletricity I can't play computer games, so I'd just gorge and then wait for death, since I don't know how to grow my own food. Not that it would matter, as being the only man alive I'd have no way to procreate.

Actually this topic's a real downer.

[Novaris]

I'd build a rocket and go to mars.

[Levian]

Sudoku

[Lunar Odin]

I'd just say to myself whats the point of living if there isn't any othe lads to hang around with I'd go crazy

[Resha]

Sudoku

Definitely. All day long. Good stuff.

[McLovin']

Live like a pimp.

[blackmage_nuke]

Rewrite the guiness book of records, new tallest person alive, new richest person alive etc

yay!

[Christmas]

I will feast on LITTLE MANUS' corpse and dance on his bones.

[Faris]

If I was the last woman Earth, I'd have to say "And thus the world ended. Have a good night everyone! I'll see 'ya next time."

[Jowy]

I'd have fun doing whatever the hell I wanted for about a week or so and then I think I'd probably just die out of despair.

[Quindiana Jones]

I'd run around naked until I died.

[BardTard]

If I was the last woman on earth... I'd kill myself. Yes, I would rather die than continue repopulating the world. I wouldn't want all those guys trying to screw me, it's bad enough when they're all hitting on me in 4th hour! Unless my boyfriend is still alive, then I wouldn't kill myself, I'd make them all jealous and tell them if they want sex they can be gay together. If there were no men... I'd play video games all day... and eat cookies and drink soda... and go roller skating and play with my... toy.