Well... I do not wish to be the subject of a torrent of abuse, so I hope you can all simply respect my lifestyle as I respect yours.

First: as for getting a girl pregnant... it hasn't happened yet. And I am pretty sure I am sterile (because I have been tested with good results).

Second: I only tend to sleep with drop-dead gorgeous, attractive girls, so I have no problems with being a Dad as my kiddy would definetly be cute. And I would be a great Dad too.

Third: It's also a girls responsibility to not get pregnant. She can use morning-after pills, which I sometimes helpfully supply.

Fourth: It really is not cheating because my girlfriend will absolutely not know about it.

Fifth: I will be sleeping with a lesbian and because she is a lesbian, and not straight, it definetly IS NOT cheating. No way.