Devil Man's Lesbian Problem

[XxSephirothxX]

Do you intentionally say things that you know virtually any decent member of society would disagree with, or do you honestly believe things such as:

I will be sleeping with a lesbian and because she is a lesbian, and not straight, it definetly IS NOT cheating. No way

I have trouble believing this is nothing more than an act, but if it is, use your mothersmurfing brain or read up on what it means to be in a serious relationship. You can't have a double-standard where it's okay for you to bang any chick you want, but your girlfriend would be a slut if she had sex with other people.

[Shaun]

Wow, debate of the year, like.

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

It's so easy. It's like eating an orange. Melty fragments of utmost cauliflower.

I hope you can all simply respect my lifestyle as I respect yours.

From what you are telling us, you do not conduct a lifestyle that is deserving of any reasonable person's respect.

I am pretty sure I am sterile

I have no problems with being a Dad

Not that sure at all, then, are you?

I only tend to sleep with drop-dead gorgeous, attractive girls

You know, most people have become so jaded with the Internet these days that they won't even bother to carve out a set of false circumstances to brag about to their cyber-audience. It's good to see someone keeping the dream alive.

I would be a great Dad too.

No.

It's also a girls responsibility to not get pregnant.

It's at least as much your responsibility as it is hers. Just because she's not taking care of it doesn't mean it's all right for you to exhibit the same negligence.

It really is not cheating because my girlfriend will absolutely not know about it.

We've already established that you're completely ignorant to the precepts of crime and punishment, so since I can't relate this truth to you in legal metaphors, you'll simply have to trsut me on this one: That is still cheating.

I will be sleeping with a lesbian and because she is a lesbian, and not straight, it definetly IS NOT cheating. No way.

The act itself is a perfect crystallization of infidelity, regardless of whether your partner in crime is a Lesbian or a baboon.

[Flying Mullet]

I will be sleeping with a lesbian and because she is a lesbian, and not straight, it definetly IS NOT cheating. No way.

The act itself is a perfect crystallization of infidelity, regardless of whether your partner in crime is a Lesbian or a baboon.

Good point. And as Devil Man pointed out before, animals aren't monogomous and like to have several partners, so I suggest that you go down to the zoo Devil Man, find yourself a "drop-dead gorgeous, attractive girl" baboon and get all freaky-deeky with her. At least you won't be cheating with your girlfriend and you will be keeping that swingin' spirit alive in the animal kingdom.

[The Devil Man]

People can say all they like about me but I choose to live my life style and nobody gets hurt! My girlfriend will never find out so... she wont get hurt at all.

And it isn't cheating because: I love my girlfriend alot. I simply like my friend, which is why I wanna have a fun night with her, so therefore, because I dont love her the way I love my girlfriend, it is not cheating.

If I loved my friend the same way... yeah, then it would be cheating. But I don't. So no, I dont think it is at all wrong.

[RiseToFall]

I don't understand why all of you guys even bother with this. It's pretty easy to see that he's full of [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img]. Keep your imaginary girlfriend and lesbian friend to yourself, you'll be doing us all a favor.

[YTDN]

Somehow I think this guy either had a messed up childhood, is part of some crazed cult, or is lying. Personally, I think know that he's lying, because no normal guy could have such a twisted logic.

[Quindiana Jones]

I suggest you talk to your girlfriend about it, and see if she wants to try other things too. If this isn't a loada horse....stuff, that is. You're clearly a swinger which, other people of EoFF, isn't a bad thing (though I don't like the idea of it). But, unless both partners do it, that is cheating. It's not considered by some to be cheating, it just is cheating. No two ways about it. It's the old "I make love to my girlfriend, but have sex with other people" thing. Nothing wrong with it as long as it's two-way.

[Misfit]

'Kay, so you wouldn't mind if your girlfriend went out and sex'd alot of guys, with you knowing of course - because you know, it's natural.

Of course I would mind!

You are a waste.

'Nuff said.

[Quindiana Jones]

I don't think it's right to insult someone's way of life, or to insult them directly.

[The Devil Man]

Thanks Quin n' Tonic, you're the only one whose said anything nice and helpful. Cheers man.

And for the rest of everyone who is criticising me or saying 'yeah it's imaginary, he is lying' well... okay. Not much I can say to that.

And everyone has a way of living their life. I got mine. And in my life,

NOBODY GETS HURT.

I never hurt anybody. So I respect everyone else morals, you should respect mine.

[Quindiana Jones]

Though I respect you DM, I think that the way you're treating your girlfriend is disgusting.

[theundeadhero]

Noboby gets hurt... except your girlfriend when she finds out anyway or some other girl when gets pregnant.

[Jowy]

That and whatever illegitimate children come your way.

[Flying Mullet]

Like others, I'm starting to think that this is a troll thread.